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Good Simple Lesson in Economics

REALLY INTERESTING LESSON IN UNDERSTANDING THE ECONOMIC MELTDOWN Real economics and a lesson on the growth bubble and  a nswer to how the US economy melted.   Once there was a little island country. The land of this country was the tiny island itself. The total money in circulation was 2 dollars as there were only two pieces of 1 dollar coins circulating around.   1) There were 3 citizens living on this island country. A owned the land. B and C each owned 1 dollar.   2) B decided to purchase the land from A for 1 dollar. So, now A and C own 1 dollar each while B owned a piece of land that is worth 1 dollar.   * The net asset of the country now = 3 dollars.   3) Now C thought that since there is only one piece of land in the country, and land is non producible asset, its value must definitely go up. So, he borrowed 1 dollar from A,

Stock brokers - ON THE LIGHTER SIDE !!

          ON THE LIGHTER SIDE !! In the Year 5008, yes not 2008 but 5008, a little girl asked her father - "Dad who were stock brokers?" Dad replied, "Some 3000 years ago these were human like creatures, they were so many and suddenly some kind of environmental change happened, their fossils are found with some numbers with graphs, marking

current financial Scenario

Best Quote on current financial Scenario in the world:- " What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my cheque is returned stamped " insufficient funds ", I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's "……..!!!

Something so very touchy.. you must read.

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.... With painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'. The next day that man committed suicide. . . Anger and Love have no limits; choose the later to have a beautiful & lovely life....   Things are to be used and people are to be loved, But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved.......    

Investment Ideas

If you purchased Rs1, 00,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have Rs 4,900 today. If you purchased Rs1, 00,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would have Rs 3,300 today. If you purchased Rs.1, 00,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have Rs 0.0 today. But, if you purchased Rs.1,00,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have Rs. 21,400!!! Think Smart and ENJOY!! CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE This e-mail and any attachments there to contain information, which is confidential, proprietary, privileged and/or protected from disclosure by intellectual property rights and are intended for the sole use of the recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any dissemination or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender either by telephone or by e-mail and delete it fr

The truth about ICICI Bank

Hope this helps J There have been innumerable rumours in the past few days about the health of India's second largest bank by assets- ICICI Bank. Few mini bank runs have also been reported at ICICI branches across the country with anxious depositors trying to withdraw all their monies from its ATMs. This email message intends to report the actual state of affairs at the bank and Indian Banking system as a whole.   1.      Is my money safe in ICICI ? Absolutely.   2.      Give me substantiation for the same ? A bank collects deposits from common public paying an interest to the latter and lends or invests the same at a higher interest rate to entities who are in need of the same. For every 100 rupees collected as deposits from common public like you and me,   ·         8 rupees have to be deposited as hard cash with RBI as reserve back up.   ·         25 rupees have to be  invested in gilt edged Govt of India bonds bearing interest. Govt of I

Stock market quotes ............ 2009

BSE = BOMBAY SE EXIT NSE = NATION SE EXIT F/O = FUTURE OVER NIFTY = NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR FII = FRAUD INTERNATIONAL INVESTOR PE- PLUNGE ENDLESS EBITDA- EXIT BEFORE IT TUMBLES DOWN AGAIN QIB- QUIXOTIC INDIAN BLUNDER HNI - HAS NO IDEA FII- FURIOUS IMPOVERISHED INVESTORS PMS- PREMEDITATED SCAM SIP - SUICIDE BY INVESTING PATIENTLY FUND MANAGER - LAST YEAR'S ACE STOCK PICKER NOW LOCKED UP IN AN ASYLUM INVESTOR- SOMEONE WHO IS BROKE BROKER - WORSE OFF THAN AN INVESTOR CORRECTION- THE NEXT DAY AFTER YOU BOUGHT SHARES MOMENTUM BUYING - THE FINE ART OF BUYING HIGH AND SELLING LOW VALUE BUYING - THE ART OF BUYING LOW AND SELLING EVEN LOWER      

Don't ever give up

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    Good Morning   Don't ever give up Failure and Success is in everyone's cup Rain becomes more enjoyable if it follows a sunny day Food become more relishing if for days Hungry you stay So, don't ever give up Failure and Success is in everyone's cup Gold becomes beautiful ornament by moulding and heating Marble becomes beautiful status by carving and beating So, don't ever give up Failure and Success is in everyone's cup Pebble becomes smooth by constant rolling Pencil be

Liver damage.....don't always sleep late !!!

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  Take note...don't always sleep late!! Good rest and sound sleep is very Important... if u don't sleep well, The toxic in your body will accumulate.. Affecting your health and your mood...       The main causes of liver damage are: 1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are the main cause. 2. Not urinating in the morning. 3. Too much eating. 4. Skipping breakfast. 5. Consuming too much medication. 6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener. 7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit. 8. Consuming overly done foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 pa

Classification of Case Hardening

Classification of Case Hardening Case hardening-the production of parts that have hard, wear-resistant surfaces, but with softer and/or tougher cores-can be accomplished using two distinct methods.  One approach is to use a grade of steel that already contains sufficient carbon to provide the required surface after heat treatment. The surface areas requiring the higher hardness are then selectively heated and quenched. The second method is to use a steel that normally is not capable of being hardened to the desired degree, then alter the composition of the surface layers by diffusion so it either can be hardened or, in some instances, becomes hard during processing. Precise classification of case hardening is difficult, but for most practical purposes, case hardening treatments can be broadly classified into four groups including carburizing, carbonitriding,

Chinese -- English !!!!

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Data Breaker?!?!?! Bottled water in a can? Gee… How Useful watch Out! I'll try remaining Serious.

Sardar Back With Bang

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,   1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.   2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?   1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha   ------------------------------   Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem  hai   DR: Kya?   Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta   Dr: aisa kab hota hai?   Sardar: Phone karte waqt     ------------------------------ Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?   Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun   Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?   Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun   ------------------------------ A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,   "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."   After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"     ------------------------------ Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,   kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?     Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kais

A Nice Lesson..!

        Once a boy went to a shop with his mother. The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets and said 'Dear Child..u can take the sweets... But the child didnt take. The shop keeper was surprised.. such a small child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle. Again he said take the sweets.... Now the mother also heard that and said.. take the sweets dear.. Yet he didnt take... The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets... he himself took the sweets and gave to the child. The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets. While returning  home the Mother asked the child... Why didnt you take the sweets, when  the shop keeper told you to take?.. Can you guess the response: Child replies... Mom! my hands are very small and if i take the sweets i can only take few.. but now you see when uncle gave with his big hands.... how many more sweets i got! Moral: When we take we may get little but when G

Never Give up 2 succeed

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  One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.   As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the

What differentiates Achievers from Normal People

What diffe re ntiates Normal people from Achievers ??? I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.   As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.   I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.   I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.   So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.   But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.   My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.   I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Co

New Air Ticket

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