Andhra Maverick

Mr. Santa Singh is a brilliant engineer of College of Engineering Patiala and Mr.Banta Singh is his boss and a gold medalist of Jalandhar University . Both of them are serving for Punjab Pipes whose owner is Ms. Gurujit Kaur. In one of the tenders Mr.Santa Singh has declared the pipe specifications. Prepared by: SANTA SINGH Approved by: BANTA SINGH 1. All pipes are to be made of a long hole surrounded by metal or plastic centered around the hole. 2. All pipes are to be hollow throughout the entire length - do not use holes of different length to the pipe. 3. The ID (Inside Diameter) of all pipes must not exceed the OD (Outside Diameter) - otherwise the hole will be on the outside. 4. All pipes are to be supplied with nothing in the hole, so that water, steam or other stuff can be put inside at a later date. 5. All pipes should be supplied without rust; this can be more readily applied at the job site. NOTE: Some vendors are now able to supply pre-rusted

Dear All, Warren Buffet's words of wisdom for the year 2009...... We begin this New Year with dampened enthusiasm and dented optimism. Our happiness is diluted and our peace is threatened by the financial illness that has infected our families, organizations and nations. Everyone is desperate to find a remedy that will cure their financial illness and help them recover their financial health. They expect the financial experts to provide them with remedies, forgetting the fact that it is these experts who created this financial mess. Every new year, I adopt a couple of old maxims as my beacons to guide my future. This self-prescribed therapy has ensured that with each passing year, I grow wiser and not older. This year, I invite you to tap into the financial wisdom of our elders along with me, and become financially wiser. Hard work: All hard work brings profit; but mere talk leads o

AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES. THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED .... HOW DID U FIND INDIANS .......?? INDIANS?? WHO INDIANS?? I DIDN'T FIND OR MEET A SINGLE INDIAN THERE IN INDIA....... WHAT NONSENSE?? WHO ELSE CAN U MEET IN INDIA THEN......?? THE AMERICAN SAID ........ IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI- IN PUNJAB A PANJABI-- IN BIHAR, MAHARASHTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL, TAMILNADU BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI, TAMILIAN, MALAYALI......... THEN I MET A MUSLIM, A HINDU A CHRISTIAN, A JAIN, A BUDDHIST AND MANY MANY MANY MORE BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET .................................................................... THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS................. THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITIC

Read till the end and see the essence of the story: Inspirational Story: Tortoise and Hare The Story Doesn't End Here... Must Read Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race. The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time. Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he thought he'd sit under a tree for some time and relax before continuing the race. He sat under the tree and soon fell asleep. The tortoise plodding on overtook him and soon finished the race, emerging as the undisputed champ. The hare woke up and realized that he'd lost the race.The moral- "Slow and steady wins the race. This is the version of the story that we've all grown up with." THE STORY DOESN'T END HERE There are few more interesting things.....it continues as follows..... . The hare was disappointed at losing the race and he did some soul-search

Read frm Bottom to Top This is a sample from the Infyosys Bangalore Bulletin Board.... its one hell of a discussion... Go in for a Bottom-Up approach (read from the last message....)... the benchers strike again creating a havoc.... From: Anirban Mookherjee Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:59 PM Posted To: KEC General Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines? Yes certainly they should have, as infy is a global company!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perhaps after tasing the coffee and tea here the client might want to outsource their coffee and tea facility to Infy   From: Kartik Krishnamurthy Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:53 PM Posted To: KEC General Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines? wil our dear cows /buffaloos........................................etc hav onsite oppurtunities as the

A Area/Project Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee. He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. so he decides to have fun with him. He calls him. Project Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn? Canteen boy smiles... Project Manager - what are your future plans? Canteen boy keeps quiet... Project Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line? Canteen boy gives a cold stare. Project Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa hai.... tumhare paas kya hai? Scroll down to find out his answer . Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki " Mere paas Maa hain" Scroll some more Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas kaam hai.... The Project Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......

Baking potatoes the automotive industry way: How a Honda employee bakes a potato: Preheat new, high-quality oven to 350 F. Insert Idaho potato. Go do something productive for 45 minutes. Check for doneness, and then remove perfectly baked potato from oven and serve. How a GM employee bakes a potato: Instruct an Idaho potato supplier to preheat the oven to 350 F. Demand that the supplier show you how he turned the dial to reach 350F, and have him come up with documentation from the oven manufacturer proving that it was calibrated properly. Review documentation, then have supplier check the temperature using sophisticated temperature probe. Direct supplier to insert potato and set timer for 45 minutes. Have supplier open oven to prove potato has been installed correctly, and request a free study proving that 45 minutes is the ideal time to bake a potato of this size. Check potato for doneness after 10 minutes. Check potato for doneness after 11 minutes. Check potato for doneness after 12

This has got to be one of the most clever e -mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROO M ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS    

Money has no memory. Experience has. You will never know what the total cost of your education was, but for a lifetime you will recall and relive the memories of schools and colleges. Few years from now, you will forget the amount you paid to settle the hospitalization bill, but will ever cherish having saved your mother's life or the life you get to live with the just born. You won't remember the cost of your honeymoon, but to the last breath remember the experiences of the bliss of togetherness. Money has no memory. Experience has.   Good times and bad times, times of prosperity and times of poverty, times when the future looked so secure and times when you didn't know from where the tomorrow will come… life has been in one way or the other a roller-coaster ride for everyone. Beyond all that abundance and beyond all that deprivation, what remains is the memory of experiences. Sometimes the wallet was full… sometimes even the pocket was empty. There was enough and yo