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END & NO

  End is not end in fact E.N.D means :  E ffort  N ever  D ies.  NO is not denial  in fact N.O. is N ext  O pportunity. THEREFORE NEVER GIVE UP. 

A brilliant interview ...

  A brilliant interview Don't miss last 2 Questions... Some, rather most organizations reject his CV today because he has changed jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the job hopper (referred here as Mr. JH), does not mind it. well he does not need to mind it at all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in just 14 years gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the company loyal employees are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid off like some other 14-15 year experienced guys the difference being the latter have just worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of years. Here are the excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH: Q: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years? A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second time. Q: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009? A: Well I was laid off first in the year 2002 due to the first global economic slowdown. I had not got a full-time job before Jan

Side effects of alcohol ... And remedies too !!!

    Side effects of alcohol ... And remedies!!! 1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet. Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink! 4. Symptom : The floor is moving. Cause : You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!       6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause : You're in