Andhra Maverick

CLEAN YOUR KIDNEYS IN LESS THAN Rs 1.00 Years pass by and our kidneys are filtering the blood by removing salt, poison and any unwanted entering our body. With time, the salt accumulates and this needs to undergo cleaning treatments and how are we going to overcome this? It is very easy, first take a bunch of parsley (MALLI Leaves) KOTHIMBIR (DHANIYA)and wash it clean Then cut it in small pieces and put it in a pot and pour clean water and boil it for ten minutes and let it cool down and then filter it and pour in a clean bottle and keep it inside refrigerator to cool. Drink one glass daily and you will notice all salt and other accumulated poison coming out of your kidney by urination also you will be able to notice the difference which you never felt before. Parsley is known as best cleaning treatment for kidneys and it is natural! Hope you will definitely forward this to all your loved ones

********* Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never strike your mind. ********* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! ********* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes ********* It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered ********* It is difficult to understand GOD . He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives ********* If u r married please ignore this MSG, For everyone else: Happy Independence Day ********* Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. ********* There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster th

A naked and drunken young woman boards taxi in London one night.   The Gujju driver keeps staring, and does not start the taxi.   Woman: "Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"   Driver: "I'm not staring at you lady...........................   Just wondering where you have kept money to pay me.      

Why Are Americans Jobless ? John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ) . He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN VIETNAM ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN KOREA

SINGH IS KING !! A Pakistani, a Bangladeshi and a Sardarji are sitting at a Pub in Bavaria drinking beer. The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice.' The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.' OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says, 'In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshis that we don't need to drink with the same guys twice'.

  A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"   Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? "   Trainee: "Yes I do"   Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"   Comparison study : Appraisal and Resignation   **********   In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.       In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.   **********   In a

       * An oxymoron is usually defined as " A phrase in which two words have       contradictory meaning " are brought together.                1) Clearly misunderstood                2) Exact Estimate                3) Small Crowd               4) Act Naturally                5) Found Missing               6) Fully Empty               7) Pretty ugly                8) Seriously funny               9) Only choice               10) Original copies                And.......                                                                              11) Happily Married  

  China is surely the place to be for English teachers (Embedded image moved to file: pic29271.jpg)   WELCOME FOR COMING!? (Embedded image moved to file: pic17945.jpg)   The Key to Existence is pushing! (Embedded image moved to file: pic29221.jpg)   Duh…? (Embedded image moved to file: pic28470.jpg)   I wont......   Promise....   But where r u? (Embedded image moved to file: pic20183.jpg)   CHILDREN MADE IN CHINA ! (Embedded image moved to file: pic23589.jpg)   Have a careful suicide.... (Embedded image moved to file: pic23955.jpg)   I'm NOT going to pay to trim the foot. (Embedded image moved to file: pic04978.jpg)   Still din't understand?....Neither did I......(May be accident prone   area). (Embedded image moved to file: pic24779.jpg)   Data Breaker ?!?!?! (Embedded image moved to file: pic05006.jpg) Bottled water in a can? (Embedded image moved to file: pic13262.jpg) I m going down pressing my head up...... Kamaal hai chinese log....... (Embedded imag

      A  woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me Sir, can you help me? I promised a friend, I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." The man below replied,  "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." ''You must be an engineer," said the lady balloonist.  "I am", replied the man. 'How did you know?' ''Well", answered the lady in the balloon, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your i