Andhra Maverick

  Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction. Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb!  There always exist two sides of the same coin!      Contrary Proverbs All good things come to those who wait. BUT Time and tide wait for no man.   The pen is mightier than the sword. BUT Actions speak louder than words.   Wise men think alike. BUT Fools seldom differ.   The best things in life are free  . BUT There's no such thing as a free lunch  .   Slow and steady wins the race  . BUT Time waits for no man .   Look before you leap . BUT Strike while the iron is hot

A business executive was deep in debt and could see no way out. Creditors were closing in on him. Suppliers were demanding payment. He sat on the park bench, head in hands, wondering if anything could save his company from bankruptcy. Suddenly an old man appeared before him. "I can see that something is troubling you," he said. After listening to the executive's woes, the old man said, "I believe I can help you." He asked the man his name, wrote out a check, and pushed it into his hand saying, "Take this money. Meet me here exactly one year from today, and you can pay me back at that time." Then he turned and disappeared as quickly as he had come. The business executive saw in his hand a check for $500,000, signed by John D. Rockefeller, then one of the richest men in the world! "I can erase my money worries in an instant!" he realized. Nonetheless, the executive decided to put the check in his safe first. Just knowing it was the

Last week, we took some friends to a new chain restaurant, name to remain anonymous, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?' .   'Well, 'he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired  Z nder r en Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.' As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare.. 'I'

" Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings  or when she does something wrong.  Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you."

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.  He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.     "What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked.   "It's not a gong.  It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.   "A talking clock?  Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.   "Yup," replied the drunk.    "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.   "Watch," the drunk replied.  He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.   The three stood looking at one another for a moment.   Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed ...   "You asshole!  It's three-fifteen in the morning!"  

Classic Exercises On Lateral Thinking ** 1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building.Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why? This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying. 2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene,but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says,"I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be? 3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, coat, gloves and ski mask. He is walking down a back street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him wit

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    Time for some male bashing..... Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. ************* Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... ************* Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. ************* Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????..... ************* Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. ************* Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. ************* Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business *************

Don’t Miss the last one guys!!!! 1. When the Snake is alive, the Snake eats Ants. When the Snake is dead, Ants eat the Snake. Time can turn at any time. Don't neglect anyone in your life........ ... 2. Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day. 3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change our own. Because, the same sun melts butter and also hardens clay! Life is as we think, so think beautifully.  4. Life is just like the sea, we are moving without end. Nothing stays with us, What stays with us are just memories of some people who touched us as Waves. 5. Do you want to know how rich you are? Never count your currency,  just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE that - that is true richness. 6. Never change your originality for the sake of others. No one can play your role better than you. So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best. 7. A baby mosquito came back aft