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21 FACTS TO KNOW!!!

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  21 Facts to Know 1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions. 2. Until babies are six months old , they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient! 3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name. 4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!   5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle. 6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe. 7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.

Great line.......

" Change can't be given to you everytime,    U only must bring the change" Great line said by........... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. ... ... ... ..... - - Mr. Tukarm patil (BEST bus conductor) Now read once more    

Office T-Shirts

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very nice, put yourself into one of them and enjoy!

Unexpected Question and a Witty Answer

When Swami Vivekananda went to USA, a lady asked him to marry her. When Swami asked the lady about what made her ask him such question. The lady replied that she was fascinated by his intellect. She wanted a child of such an intellect. So she asked Swami, whether he could marry her and give a child like him.   He said to that lady, that since she was attracted only by his intellect, there is no problem. "My dear lady, I understand Your desire. Marrying and bringing a child in to this world and understanding whether it is intelligent or not takes very long time. More over it is not guaranteed.   Instead, to fulfill your desire immediately, I can suggest a guaranteed way. Take me as Your child. You are my mother. Now on your desire of having a child of my intellect is fulfilled."   The lady was speechless..!!! We may receive unexpected questions at times, it depends on how we handle the situation, how witty our answer is!!!!!   Goodsay!!

10 Green Ideas....§

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    THESE INVENTIONS ARE REALLY AWESOME.       Hotel offers free meal to guests who are willing to generate electricity The Crown Plaza Hotel in Copenhagen , Denmark , is offering a free meal to any guest who is able to produce electricity for the hotel on an exercise bike attached to a generator. Guests will have to produce at least 10 watt hours of electricity - roughly 15 minutes of cycling for someone of average fitness. They will then be given meal vouchers worth $36 (26 euros).     Disco pub gets electricity produced by people dancing at specially modified dance floor All the flashing strobes and poundin

Woman and man

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN  Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered , half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.   Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America... well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors.   Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty   Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France... gently aging but sensual,  with an appreciation for the finer things   Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction   From 61 on, a woman is like Afghanistan... every1 knows where it is, but no one wants to go there   THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN   Between 15 & 80 a man is like Pakistan - ruled by a dick..