Andhra Maverick

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    A Saint asked his Disciples, Why do we shout in anger? why do people shout at each other when they are upset? Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, because we lose our calm. We shout for that! But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you ? asked the saint. Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice ? why do you shout at a person when you’re angry ? Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint. Finally he explained. When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance. Then the saint asked, What happens when two people fall in love? they don’t shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small…’ the sain

Words of Wisdom from Swami ...ananda     1.     What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?   Einstein said that everything is relative wheras Karunanidhi says that relative is everything     2.    Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent  to Olympics?   Because anyone who can run,jump or swim, has already crossed the border of the country   3.    Why did UPA Government  demonetise 25 paise coins?   They could not  manage one Anna, how could they manage four annas?   4.    100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a government that listens to us.   5.    Vote for Baba Ramdev. He’ll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.   6.    Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.   7.    Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense. Other days, he is silent.   8.    I really don’t und

I went to a party Mom,  I remembered what you said.  You told me not to drink, Mom,  So I drank soda instead.  I really felt proud inside, Mom,  The way you said I would.  I didn't drink and drive, Mom,  Even though the others said I should.  I know I did the right thing, Mom,  I know you are always right.  Now the party is finally ending, Mom,  As everyone is driving out of sight.  As I got into my car, Mom,  I knew I'd get home in one piece.  Because of the way you raised me,  So responsible and sweet..  I started to drive away, Mom,  But as I pulled out into the road,  The other car didn't see me, Mom,  And hit me like a load.  As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,  I hear the policeman say,  "The other guy is drunk," Mom,  And now I'm the one who will pay.  I'm lying here dying, Mom....  I wish you'd get here soo

Did you know ? ? People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain. People with blue eyes see better in dark. Money isn ’ t made out of paper, it is made out of cotton. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it go mad instantly and sting itself to death. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.   A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile, with six times more water than the river above. The USA uses 29% of the world's petrol and 33% of the world's electricity. Wearing hea

11 brain teasers   Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? Q2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Q3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how? Q4. There are two plastic jugs filled with wate

Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following is a debate, developed by the University of Mumbai , in India.... to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate ....... A Beer is always wet, a woman is not ! :( 1 point for beer ! Beer is horrible, when it is hot ! but Women :) 1 point for women ! A cold beer, satisfies you ! but a cold Women :( 1 point for beer ! If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again ! Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... ) 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere ! 1 point for women ! The older, The beer is - the better, it is ! 1 point for beer ! Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God ! 1 point for women ! If you ask yours

  Husband texts to wife on cell..                                                                                                             "Hi, what r u doing Darling?"                                                                                                               Wife: I'm dying..!                                                                                                                           Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"                                                                   Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."                                                                                                         Husband: "Bloody English Language!                                                                                                              An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: