Andhra Maverick

Words of Wisdom from Swami ...ananda     1.     What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?   Einstein said that everything is relative wheras Karunanidhi says that relative is everything     2.    Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent  to Olympics?   Because anyone who can run,jump or swim, has already crossed the border of the country   3.    Why did UPA Government  demonetise 25 paise coins?   They could not  manage one Anna, how could they manage four annas?   4.    100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a government that listens to us.   5.    Vote for Baba Ramdev. He’ll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.   6.    Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.   7.    Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense. Other days, he is silent.   8.    I really don’t und

I went to a party Mom,  I remembered what you said.  You told me not to drink, Mom,  So I drank soda instead.  I really felt proud inside, Mom,  The way you said I would.  I didn't drink and drive, Mom,  Even though the others said I should.  I know I did the right thing, Mom,  I know you are always right.  Now the party is finally ending, Mom,  As everyone is driving out of sight.  As I got into my car, Mom,  I knew I'd get home in one piece.  Because of the way you raised me,  So responsible and sweet..  I started to drive away, Mom,  But as I pulled out into the road,  The other car didn't see me, Mom,  And hit me like a load.  As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,  I hear the policeman say,  "The other guy is drunk," Mom,  And now I'm the one who will pay.  I'm lying here dying, Mom....  I wish you'd get here soo