Andhra Maverick

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". * A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl rep...

  Good news for all those who've traveled in ricks and had to step out of autos, 'coz of the attitude that the rickshawallas dish out! Go ahead and sit in the auto rickshaw without a word and ask them to take to your place, and if at all they refuse, kindly do not step out, but while in the auto, immediately dial traffic control room's number 24937755 / 24937746 / 24937747 . Within 5 minutes the traffic police will reach and they can suspend auto rickshaw licenses. Dear Friends, some of my friends tried it this morning from Malad station and it worked.... If you are anywhere in Mumbai the above numbers will help you. Kindly pass on to all your friends and help each other.....      

  THE DICTIONARY     CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!     MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master     DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage     LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either     CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present   ...

      -         9 Day Old 250t Liebherr Crane (never used before) -         $4mill price tag     -         Failure of back propping beneath the 200mm thick concrete deck -         Crane support outrigger punches through slab causing crane to lose balance and collapse across the site and onto adjoining property   -         Crane balanced in the air fo...