Andhra Maverick

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain.  Just pray for a better umbrella. -  That is attitude .       When flood comes, fish eat ants and when flood recedes, ants eat fish.  - Only time matters .  Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!       Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we care in the beginning,  but how much we care till the very end .      Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on what you make with them. A Wall or a Bridge? -  Remember you are the architect of your life .     Search for a beautiful heart, but don't search for a beautiful face. Coz beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful .      It¡¯s not important to hold all the good cards in life.  But it¡¯s important how well you play with the cards...

  old one but still fun to read...           5 Minute Management Course   Lesson 1: A man is getting into ...

                               Man to his would be Bride                                ''Khana Banana Ata hai?"                                     Bride replies…                           ''Nahin par Banana Khana Ata Hai ''                           And they lived happily ever after…             (Embedded image moved to file: pic31593.gif)BANANA OPENING.gif                 (Embedded image moved to file: pic26553.gif)CRAZY LADY                       ...

    Irish Medical Dictionary The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously ... Medical Term       Irish Definition   Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - What doctors do when patients die Benign - What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome Cat scan - Searching for Kitty Cauterize - Made eye contact with her ...

  Engineers  v/s Doctors 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority . SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI): -------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- - 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes Away.... NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA): ---------------------------------- ------------------------------ ------------- ---------...

  A  mouse looked through the crack in the wall  to see the farmer and his wife open a package.  "What food might this contain?"    The mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.    Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed this warning  :   "T here is a mousetrap in the house!  There is a mousetrap in the house!"   The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me.  I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house!  There is a mousetrap in the house!"  The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing ...