Andhra Maverick

Other than the US $, nothing is made in the USA   anymore!   This is what a candidate spoke in USA while making a speech for up coming election   Other than the US $$, nothing is made in the USA anymore!   Actually, this is pretty sad.   John Smith started the day early having   set his  alarm clock   (MADE IN  JAPAN ) for 6 am ..  While his  coffeepot   (MADE IN CHINA)  was perking, he shaved with his  electric razor  (MADE IN HONG KONG)   He put on a  dress shirt  (MADE IN SRI LANKA),  designer jeans  (MADE IN SINGAPORE)   and   tennis shoes  ( MADE IN KOREA)  After cooking his breakfast in his new  electric skillet  (MADE IN INDIA)  ...

This really helps us simpletons This puts things into a much better perspective as to the present economic situation.. Lesson # 1: * US. Tax revenue: . $ 2,170,000,000,000 * Fed budget: $ 3,820,000,000,000 * New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000 * National debt: $ 16,271,000,000,000 * Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000 Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget: * Annual family income: $ 21,700 * Money the family spent: $ 38,200 * New debt on the credit card: $ 16,500 * Outstanding balance on the credit card: . $ 162,710 * Total budget cuts so far: $ 385 Got It ????? OK now, Lesson # 2: Here's another way to look at the Debt Ceiling: Let's say, You come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood.... a...

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    A Saint asked his Disciples, Why do we shout in anger? why do people shout at each other when they are upset? Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, because we lose our calm. We shout for that! But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you ? asked the saint. Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice ? why do you shout at a person when you’re angry ? Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint. Finally he explained. When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance. Then the saint asked, What happens when two people fall in love? they don’t shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between the...

Words of Wisdom from Swami ...ananda     1.     What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?   Einstein said that everything is relative wheras Karunanidhi says that relative is everything     2.    Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent  to Olympics?   Because anyone who can run,jump or swim, has already crossed the border of the country   3.    Why did UPA Government  demonetise 25 paise coins?   They could not  manage one Anna, how could they manage four annas?   4.    100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a government that listens to us.   5.    Vote for Baba Ramdev. He’ll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.   6.    Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can call it Behenji-Amma-Did...

I went to a party Mom,  I remembered what you said.  You told me not to drink, Mom,  So I drank soda instead.  I really felt proud inside, Mom,  The way you said I would.  I didn't drink and drive, Mom,  Even though the others said I should.  I know I did the right thing, Mom,  I know you are always right.  Now the party is finally ending, Mom,  As everyone is driving out of sight.  As I got into my car, Mom,  I knew I'd get home in one piece.  Because of the way you raised me,  So responsible and sweet..  I started to drive away, Mom,  But as I pulled out into the road,  The other car didn't see me, Mom,  And hit me like a load.  As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,  I hear the policeman say,  "The other guy is drunk," Mom,  And now I'm t...

Did you know ? ? People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain. People with blue eyes see better in dark. Money isn ’ t made out of paper, it is made out of cotton. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it go mad instantly and sting itself to death. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.   A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile, with six times more water than the river above. The USA uses 29% of the world's petrol and 33% of the world's electricity. Wearing h...