Andhra Maverick

    Question:      You are in a boat in the middle of a river.    You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You    don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it     See ans below.    Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.    So the boat will    become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light    the other cigarette    another deadly answer. scroll down a little ...

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software engineer and his wife Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parame...

Good Morning..................... One fine day, all of us will get busy with our lives.......... long working hours.........No chats..................... even won't have time for ourselves................................ On such a day, you'll look outside your window, And see the good old memories flashing by................. With a smile on your face, And a tear in ur eye................ you'll turn back to your work, thinking, "I wish I could go back..............." a warm hug to all those friends, who helped me create such memories........................ Thanks a lot for being friends !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Filtered by Hosted Filtering

If you are planning to visit Mumbai in the last weeks of June & July 09, please check these date for a precautionary measure. Floods - 2009 : Mumbai Floods in Mumbai are attributable to simultaneous occurrence of rainfall and high tides. If the rainfall is in excess of 200 mm in a day (24 hrs) the floods can occur anytime irrespective of the tides. However, if there is moderate rainfall but the tides are in excess of 4.50 meters at the same time, the city of Mumbai is sure to get flooded. Accordingly, heavy floods are anticipated on the following days in Mumbai, if there is excessive rainfall at the time of high tides, since the tides are extremely high on these days: - Date Day Time Height of Tide (Meters) 24 June 2009 Wednesday 1:41 PM 4.95 25 June 2009 Thursday 2:24 PM 4.97 23 July 2009 Thursday 1:23 PM 5.01 24 July 2009 Friday 2:03 PM 5.05 25 July 2009 Saturday 2:43 PM 4.94 BMC has already planned to keep the schools closed on 24 July 2009 since the tide level is record high...

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopedic surgeon..... ....... This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain! 1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are a nutter!..... ..) And while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. Filtered by Hosted Filtering

EXCLUSIVELY FOR ENGINEERING STUDENTS < http://groups.fropki.com/ > Ques: Prove that 2/10=2 Ans : Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus" or incorrect. but Engineering Students never knows what correct answer is, he/she always think, we are engineering student and so we should think differently and invent new miracles So engineering student will solve this example as below 2=two, 10=ten. Therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en. w=23, o=15, e=5, n=14. Therefore w+o=23+15=38 & e+n=5+14=19 Therefore wo/en=38/19= 2. Hence Proved FOR, Engineers " It doesn't matter what could be the answer, they say how/what to get the answer?." < http://groups.fropki.com/ > Filtered by Hosted Filtering

Just enjoy it........... HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA. Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's "Amchi Mumbai"... Busy place dude... Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace... The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad. Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore. Scenario 6 Two guys are fighti...