Andhra Maverick

  A touching one, brings tears to eyes and forced to thing, what we are going to earn and leave for the family, society we are in, we moved out for greener pastures, but feel strongly come back, the desires will or won’t they end up????       As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software > Engineer and joined a company based in USA , the land of braves and > Opportunity . When I arrived in the USA ; it was as if a dream had come > true. >   > Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be > Staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have > Earned enough money! To settle down in India . >   > My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only > Asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat. I wanted to do some > Thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and lonely as the time > ...

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.    When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped  right in and opened the floor for discussion.      "What seems to be the problem?" The wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.      After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.      He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.  The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!...

You'll never look at the ocean the same way... The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...   Pass it on .......Don't swallow the water

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?" ...

                Plato:                  For the greater good.                   Karl Marx:                  It was an historical inevitability.                   Timothy Leary:                  Because that's the only kind of trip the                 Establishment would let it take.                   Oliver North:      ...

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.  She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.  Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.  There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.   The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.  The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too!"   The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"  A pause, and a smile... "Then," s...

>>Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from >> Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." >> >>Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely >>horse, I once rode her mother." >> >>Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the >>one behind it which is identical." >> >>Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and >>father." >> >>Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - >>but none of them serious." >> >>Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can >>expect the same thing again" >> >>Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it >>- you can see it all over their faces." >> >>Harr...