Andhra Maverick

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough. I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: 1)      Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaura...

by Joel Bowman on Wednesday, 21 November 2007  Tourists visiting 27 World Heritage Listed sites in India , including the Taj Mahal, will no longer be able to pay in dollars after it was announced Tuesday that the flailing currency was not welcome. Entrance fees to the Mughal tomb in Agra and over 100 other sites run by the Archaeological Survey of India have rejected payment in US dollars, accepting only Indian rupees. According to the Time UK, "The Indian Ministry of Culture said that it was ditching the dollar to correct 'any anomaly' caused by currency fluctuations that were adversely affecting its income." But the new payment will cost tourists up to one-third more. Where tickets for the Taj Mahal and other World Heritage Listed sites had previously been set at $5, the new price of 250 rupees converts to approximately $6.40. Indian residents, however, are extended a discounted rate of 20 rupees to visit their national sites. The US dollar has suffe...

  A touching one, brings tears to eyes and forced to thing, what we are going to earn and leave for the family, society we are in, we moved out for greener pastures, but feel strongly come back, the desires will or won’t they end up????       As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software > Engineer and joined a company based in USA , the land of braves and > Opportunity . When I arrived in the USA ; it was as if a dream had come > true. >   > Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be > Staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have > Earned enough money! To settle down in India . >   > My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only > Asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat. I wanted to do some > Thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and lonely as the time > ...

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.    When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped  right in and opened the floor for discussion.      "What seems to be the problem?" The wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.      After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.      He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.  The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!...

You'll never look at the ocean the same way... The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...   Pass it on .......Don't swallow the water

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?" ...

                Plato:                  For the greater good.                   Karl Marx:                  It was an historical inevitability.                   Timothy Leary:                  Because that's the only kind of trip the                 Establishment would let it take.                   Oliver North:      ...