Andhra Maverick

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    This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking. Think like a wizard . . ..     man Q1.    ---------     board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.   stand Q2.    ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . . . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? Q3.    /r...

Some ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many of Us       CHESS:      Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers. COLD:       Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.  JOKE:       Joy Of Kids Entertainment. AIM:         Ambition In Mind. DATE:        Day And Time Evolution. EAT:          Energy And Taste. TEA:          Taste And Energy Admitted. PEN:          Power Enriched In Nib. SMILE:      Sweet Memories In Lip ex-pression. BYE:          Be with You Everytime. NEWS:       NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH    

After 10 yrs:- Teacher earns 20 lakhs, Doctor- 50 lakhs, Engineer- 60 lakhs, IAS officer – 70 lakhs But Sanyasi – 1177 crore (Choose ur Profession)  A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said: "Now I understand why Indian use water.  Tissue can catch fire!!!" Gal 2 her brother: Wat r u gng to gift grandma on her bday? Boy: Football Gal: But grandma doesnt play football? Boy: On my bday she gav me books... Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on  last day of the month (31st July)...... dont know to get full salary........ UKG Kid: Dad can v go to McDonald today. Dad: ya but only when u spell McDonald correctly. Kid thought for a moment & said, k forget it dad let's go to KFC Teacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka. Kid wrote: Its a country whose map cums free along with d India map. In a bar 1 guy says to another "I luv ur mom n want to marry" D w...

‎ ​ To win a Boxing Match, it doesn't matter how hard you Punch ...   What matters is how hard a Punch you can take and continue Fighting. LIFE is the Same !