AFTER HIS MARRIAGE !

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WHEN THE GUY WAS RETURNING AFTER HIS MARRIAGE...HE FOUND HIS WIFE HOLDING
A SMALL PACKET !



THE GUY ASKED........WHATS THERE IN THAT PACKET..



WIFE REPLIED.....DARLING THIS IS THE SECRET OF MY LIFE...PLS NEVER  OPEN IT
OR ASK ME ABOUT IT FURTHER....

OTHERWISE OUR MARRIAGE WILL BE IN TROUBLE............



THE COUPLE SPENT THEIR DAYS HAPPILY......

BUT THE GUY WAS VERY KEEN TO KNOW WHAT WAS THERE IN THAT SMALL PACKET......



AFTER  SOME DAYS THE GUY AGAIN TOLD...... DARLING AFTER MARRYING YOU,I GOT THE WOMAN OF MY DREAM...

BUT TELL ME WHAT THAT PACKET IS.......IT WLL NEVER AFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP.....AS I LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE....................BUT WIFE ONLY TOLD THAT I ALSO LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE....

THATS WHY TELLING U NOT TO ASK ABOUT THAT..........






AFTER SOME DAYS WIFE WENT TO HER OWN HOUSE AND FORGOT TO TAKE HER PACKET.........THEN THE BOY COULDN'T CONTROL HIMSELF....AND OPENED THAT PACKET.................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HE WAS SHOCKED TO OPEN THAT........THERE WAS  30 RUPEES......AND  2 WHEAT GRAINS....IN THAT PACKET......THE BOY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND  WHAT IT WAS...AND HOW IT COULD AFFECT THEIR MARRIAGE LIFE.........



THEN WHEN HIS WIFE RETURNED .....HE  BURST  INTO LAUGHTER.....AND TOLD...DARLING WHAT IS THIS......AND  HOW IT COULD HAVE AFFECTED OUR RELATIONSHIP........WHATEVER MAY BE......U HAVE TO TELL ME  ABOUT THE SECRET.......



THE THE WIFE REPLIED......................................................



THAT'S NOT GOOD...................ANY WAY.......IF U HAVE ALREADY FINALISED TO KNOW THE
SECRET .....HERE  IT...................................



BEFORE MARRIAGE ..EACH TIME I HAD SEX WITH ANY GUY...I PUT A WHEAT GRAIN IN THAT PACKET TO REALISE THAT I HAVE DONE  A
MISTAKE..............................................





THE BOY SAW THOSE TWO WHEAT GRAINS....AND AFTER WAITING FOR TWO MINUTES TOLD................  ITS OK......EVERYBODY  MAKES MISTAKE  .......

I STILL LOVE U BECAUSE U TOLD ME THE TRUTH........ BUT  WHAT IS THAT 30 RUPEES.....................................

 

 

THE WIFE REPLIED.....THE BOY FAINTED..........................................



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THE WIFE SAID......I HAVE SOLD 6 KG WHEAT  AT A RATE RS 5 PER KG.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

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