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Intelligent Laloo ......!!!!......

A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee.   During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers. He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only   K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only L O B B Y I N G 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only L U C K 12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important. A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 % Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year" Lalloojee t

A leader should know how to manage failure !!

'A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure' (Former President of India APJ Abdul Kalam at Wharton India Economic forum , Philadelphia, March 22,2008) Question: Could you give an example, from your own experience, of how leaders should manage failure? Kalam: Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project director of India's satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called the SLV-3. Our goal was to put India's "Rohini" satellite into orbit by 1980. I was given funds and human resources -- but was told clearly that by 1980 we had to launch the satellite into space. Thousands of people worked together in scientific and technical teams towards that goal. By 1979 -- I think the month was August -- we thought we were ready. As the project director, I went to the control center for the launch. At four minutes before the satellite launch, the computer began to go through the checklist of items that needed to be checked. One minute later, the compu

Cell phone radiation and its properties and health hazards

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The radio waves that send the encoded signal are made up of electromagnetic radiation propagated by the antenna. The function of an antenna in any radio transmitter is to launch the radio waves into space; in the case of cell phones, these waves are picked up by a receiver in the cell-phone tower. Electromagnetic radiation is made up of waves of electric and magnetic energy moving at the speed of light, according to the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). All electromagnetic energy falls somewhere on the electromagnetic spectrum, which ranges from extremely low frequency (ELF) radiation to X-rays and gamma rays. check the attachement for spectrum There are two types of electromagnetic radiation: * Ionizing radiation - This type of radiation contains enough electromagnetic energy to strip atoms and molecules from the tissue and alter chemical reactions in the body. Gamma rays and X-rays are two forms of ionizing radiation. We know they cause damage, which is why we wear a lead

Workers Greeting

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People learn from their mistakes. Mistakes arise from doubts. People who  have doubts and clear them they  will be  fools  ONLY for  5 minutes . People who do not have doubts will be fools lifelong .     Good Day!!!!   Remember...                   People who do lots of work... Make lots of mistakes People who do less work... Make less mistakes People who do no work... Make no mistakes People who make no mistakes... Get promoted That's why I spend most of my time,  Sending e-mails & playing games at work  Please Finalize NOW !   May be you   need a  Increment & Promotion.   " Have a  Super Day "                        

Guru-Gyan...

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Hope!

The most beautiful philosophical illustration of hope and why people stick around........ .. Ek Gadha:- yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai. Dusara Gadha:- to tu bhag kyu nahi jata. Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ... malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, "teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga...!" bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon. Keeping Hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of Today !!!   

Spam: Cellphone in Water

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weird 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

1. Coca-Cola was originally green. 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States . 6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. 7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! 8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. 9. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. 11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or n

Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!! !

Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!! !  A jobless man applied for the position of 'officeboy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.   'You are employed.' He said.' Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.'   The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email.'   I'm sorry', said the HR manager, 'If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'    The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the   supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital.   He repeated the Operation three times, and return

Thomas Friedman in the New York Times... Too Good

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             "When we were young kids growing up in America , we were              told to eat our vegetables at dinner and not leave them.              Mothers said, think of the starving children in India              And finish the dinner.'              And now I tell my children:              'Finish your homework. Think of the children in India              Who would make you starve, if you don't.'?"    

Even if u answer **five** questions its great...

  Even if u answer **five** questions its great...Feel proud... 1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in? 2. What is the expansion of YAHOO? 3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS? 4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network? 5. What is expansion of "ICICI?" 6. What does "baker's dozen" signify? 7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why? 8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries? 9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive? 10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known? 11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th? 12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007? 13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match? 14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zim

An Indian boy in the USA

> It was the first day of a school in USA ancd a new Indian student named > > Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. > > > > The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who > > said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'? > > > > She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand > > up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. > > > > 'Very good!' > > > > Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall > > not perish from the Earth?' > > > > Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said > > Chandrasekhar. > > > > The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.. > > Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history > > than you do.' > > > &

JAMES BOND MET A TELUGU GUY...............

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy. Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?" James Bond: "My name is Bond"                                            Continuing in his inimitable style,......James Bond." Then Bond asks: "And you?" Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao... Siva Rao... Samba Siva Rao... Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao........ Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..." Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"

Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger ? ......

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Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger?? Thumb represents parents Second finger represents brothers & sisters Center finger represents own self Fourth finger represents your partner Last finger represents your children Really interesting Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger?? Pls follow the below step, really god made this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt) Firstly, show your palm, center finger bend and put together back to back Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips Game begins....follow the below arrangement,   5 finger but only 1 pair can split. Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents, it can be open because all human does go thru sick and dead. Which are our parents will leave us one day. Please close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too. Now close up your second finger, open up y