An Indian boy in the USA

By BR -

> It was the first day of a school in USA ancd a new Indian student named
> > Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
> >
> > The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
> > said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?
> >
> > She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand
> > up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
> >
> > 'Very good!'
> >
> > Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall
> > not perish from the Earth?'
> >
> > Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
said
> > Chandrasekhar.
> >
> > The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed..
> > Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
> > than you do.'
> >
> > She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Indians,'
> >
> > 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General
> > Custer, 1862.'
> >
> > At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
> >
> > The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again,
> > Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991.'
> >
> > Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
> >
> > Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
> > teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
> >
> > Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
> > anything else, I'll kill you.'
> >
> > Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael
Jackson
> > to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'
> >
> > The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the
> > floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're farked!'
> >
> > And Chandrasekhar said quietly, I think it was George Bush, Iraq ,
2007.'
> >


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