Life's like that!
1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have
written an impressive new book. It's called
"Ministers Do More Than Lay People."
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and
be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss
....the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door
is if you're in the bathroom.
6.
7. It used to be only death and taxes were
inevitable.
Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the
trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned
the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen -
just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. A blond said, "I was worried that my mechanic
might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he
told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."
11. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me
a prescription for Viagra.
He said it would be like putting a new flagpole
on a condemned building.
12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went
to see how he was and found him writing frantically
on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be cured
and he didn't have to worry about a Will.
He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list
of the people I want to bite."
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