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Read on….. Very touching................. DATE WITH A WOMAN After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you. The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. 'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. 'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,' I responded. 'Just the two of us.' She thought about it for a moment, and then said, 'I would like that very much.' That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit

  A SHORT STORY ----- Reena was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Abhishek, Reena (R): "Hello, yes Abhishek ". Abhishek (A): " Reena, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that USconsultant I forgot to take it in my office" (R): "Yes, I can, I need your password" (A): "sonal22091980" (R): "Ok fine" She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now. SONAL happens to be his college mate. Hmmm...   [ kahani me twist… ] She decides not to discuss this with Abhishek. She simply opens her mail box and changes the password from "Ashish143" to " ReenaAbhishek" and leaves for home! MORAL OF THE STORY : Change your password …  NOW ! J         ForwardSourceID:NT00032E76    

Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount. Mother: 'Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.' Monica shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made. This was what they did after certain time: - 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage - 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica - 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali - 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pre

10 reasons why I joined construction company         1) I hate to sleep.       2) I have enjoyed my life in childhood.       3) I want to have disturbed  family life.       4) I want to take revenge from myself        5) I desperately need break up from my dearest friends.          6) I want social boycott.        7) I love to work on holidays.        8) I like to be abused by senior even after hardwork.        9) I am highly negotiable and everywhere adjustable.       10) I like to live stressful life

  How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a phsiotherapist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24.. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. coura

                                                                               Chacha kaise ho???                                                                                  Chacha : ab kya batau.... Bada beta share broker hai...                   doosara beta Jet Airways mein hai       aur       teesara  software mein       sabse chhota PANWALA hai...     Bus Wohi ghar chala raha hai...   Disclaimer: The information in this message is confidential and may be legally privileged. It is intended solely for the addressee. Access to this message by another person is not permitted. If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution or any action taken or omitted to be taken in reliance on it, is prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail by mistake, please e-mail the sender by replying to this message, and deleting the original and any printout thereof.

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"U love someone U marry someone else.. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id" --------------- There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it. --------------- Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects... --------------- Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney. If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney. --------------- Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. --------------- What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir c

SUCCESS    There was a farmer who grew superior  quality and award-winning corn. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won honour and prizes.   One year a newspaper reporter  interviewed    him and learnt something  interesting about    how he grew it.   The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbours'.   "How can you afford to share your  best seed corn with your neighbours when they are entering corn in competition  with yours each year?" the reporter asked.   "Why sir, "said the farmer, "didn't you know?    The wind picks up pollen from the ripening  corn and swirls it from field to field.    If my neighbours grow inferior, sub-standard and poor quality corn,  cross-pollination    will steadily degrade  the quality of my corn.   If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbours grow good corn."   The farmer gave a su

              YSR : BABU KITTAPPA MANAM ENTA UPINA LABAM LEDU ..PRINCE TO UPINCHU BABU..     CHEYYI UPU NAYANA NEEKU DANDAM PEDATA LEKAPOTE EE PANCHE GADU MANA PADMALAYA LAND LAGESUKUNTADU.. NAGARJUNA NI CHUSI  NERCHUKO NAYANA ..ANNI VALLA NANNA BUDDULE VACHAYI     OKASARI COMMIT AYITE NAA MATA NENU VINANU BUT LAND KOSAM VINTUNNA…       Monna  Pandi ichina Nandi idena dear ..!  

Difference between Friends, Lover and Wife Friends are like land line connection @Reliable, stable and you pay the minimum only. Lover are like pre-paid connection @you propose before you actually fall in love with her, you have to pay for activation charges(movies, visiting),but Network problem ( friends, family ,teachers and parents)may occur any time, Roaming is too costly( whenever you in other City Huh ) most importantly you can change the connection beware of spending again a activation charge. Wives are like post-paid connection, you take the connection first without knowing how long it runs and pay again-and-again (Ideally whole-life).   MEN & WOMEN – APPLE & WINE   Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at t

 

  A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the head, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!' Moral: When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT !!!!  

This Math’s Test Can Predict Your Your Role Model... Try it without looking at the Answer.! Pick your Favourite No. from 1-9 Then Use that no. Multiply by 3. Then Add 3, then Again Multiply with 3 You'll get a 2 digit no. or a Three digit. Add the digits.   Scroll down...................                                   Now with that No. See Who Your ROLE MODEL is from the List below  : 1.   Einstein 2.   Amitabh Bacchan 3.   Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam 4.   Tom Cruise 5.   Bill Gates 6.   Gandhiji 7.   AR Rahman 8.   Hitler 9.    Raghuram Bathula 10. Aamir Khan Very true ……..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :-)  

25 Health benefits of lemons: 1. Lemon being a citrus fruit fights against infection. It helps in production of WBC's and antibodies in blood which attacks the invading microorganism and prevent infection. 2. Lemon is an antioxidant which deactivates the free radicals preventing many dangerous diseases like stroke, cardiovascular diseases and cancers. 3. Lemon lowers blood pressure and increases the levels of HDL (good cholesterol). 4. Lemon is found to be anti-carcinogenic which lower the rates of colon, prostate, and breast cancer. They prevent faulty metabolism in the cell, which can predispose a cell to becoming carcinogenic. Also blocks the formation of nitrosamines in the gut. 5. Lemon juice is said to give a glow to the skin. 6. A few drops of lemon juice in hot water is believed to clear the digestive system and purify liver as well. 7. The skin of lemon dried under the sun and then ground to make powder can be applied to the hair for a few minutes before

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