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HORROR at Lonavala :True Story

> Chilling Real story!!! > > This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was > driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new > expressway as he wanted to see the scenery. The inevitable > happens and when he reached the ghats his Car breaks down - > he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he > started walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a > lift to the nearest town. It was dark. And pretty soon he > got wet and Shivering. The night rolled on and no car passed > by. Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It slowed and > then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opened the > door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leaned forward to > thank the person who had saved him. > > He realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!! > > Even though there's no one in the front seat and no > sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy > looks at the road ahead >

Professional Thinking

Don't miss last Question... Some, rather most organizations reject his CV today because he has changed jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the job hopper (referred here as Mr. JH), does not mind it. well he does not need to mind it at all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in just 14 years gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the company loyal employees are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid off like some other 14-15 year experienced guys the difference being the latter have just worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of years. Here are the excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH: Q: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years? A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second time. Q: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009? A: Well I was laid off first in the year 2002 due to the first global economic slowdown. I had not got a full-time job before January 2003 when the economy started looking up

This too shall pass

This Too Shall Pass Once a king called upon all of his wise men and asked them, " Is there a mantra or suggestion which works in every situation, in every circumstances, in every place and in every time. In every joy, every sorrow, every defeat and every victory? One answer for all questions? Something which can help me when none of you is available to advise me? Tell me is there any mantra?" All the wise men were puzzled by the King's question. They thought and thought. After a lengthy discussion, an old man suggested something which appealed to all of them. They went to the king and gave him something written on paper, with a condition that the king was not to see it out of curiosity. Only in extreme danger, when the King finds himself alone and there seems to be no way, only then he can see it. The King put the papers under his Diamond ring. Some time later, the neighbors attacked the Kingdom. King and his army fought bravely but lost the battle. The King had to flee

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An Important Message From the CDC

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      The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.  This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).  If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!  This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.  If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neut

Flinging shoes can boomerang

Nizam's Footwear and Pandit Madan Mohan Malaviya Madan Mohan Malaviya was a freedom fighter, author, editor & publisher of newspapers, educationist, staunch Hindu. He is credited with popularising the slogan " Satymeva Jayate ". He was the first one to establish a private university in India which based on the model of historical Nalanda, Takasheela Vidya Peethams. When Malaviya was trying to build a good university, he had to overcome many difficulties and barriers. He worked with determination to start the university. There was a funds crisis; but he did not get disheartened. He went from town to town, met many rich people and traders to collect donations. He went to the Nizam of Hyderabad (then reputedly the richest man in the world) to request him for funds. The Nizam was furious, " How dare you come to me for funds and that too for a Hindu University ? " He roared with anger, took off his footwear and flung it at Malaviya. Malaviya picked up

Solution to the Global Financial Crisis

It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro100 note on the reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor. The hotel owner takes the banknote in hurry and rushes to his meat supplier to whom he owes E100. The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his debt. The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay E100 for pigs he purchased some time ago. The farmer triumphantly gives the E100 note to a local prostitute who gave him her services on credit. The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she owed the hotel for her hourly room use to entertain clients. At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to reception and informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is un

And then the fight started.....

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some  reason, took my order  first.  "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare,  please."   He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad  cow?""   Nah, she can order for herself."  And then the fight started...  ---------  A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.  She is not happy with what she sees and says to her  husband, 'I feel  horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to  pay me a  compliment.'  The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near  perfect.'  And then the fight started.....  -------    A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.  Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise  came from outside.  The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at  the man  'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'  So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped  out the