Andhra Maverick

SHIT explained!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Manure.... An interesting fact....   Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer ' s invention, so large shipments of manure were common.   It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas.   As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!   Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.   After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term   ' Ship High In Transit ' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that c

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> Thoughts from Man's > heart > > > > > Thought > 1 > > When we > are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. > > When we are married, > our brides get the presents and the publicity. > > > When we die, our widows > get the life insurance. > What do women want > to be liberated > from? > > > Thought > 2 > > The average > man's life consists of: > > Twenty years of having > hismother ask him where he is > going, > > > > Forty > years of having his wife ask the same > question; > > and at the end, the > mourners wondering too where he is > going. > > > Thought > 3 > > Everyone in the wedding > ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father > escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. > > > > They > reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride > kissed her father and placed so

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' The woman said, 'That's okay.'

                                                            VERY SHORT , MOST EFFECTIVE AND HOW TRUE                                           30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola) "Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - Work , Family , Health , Friends and Spirit and you're keeping all of these in the Air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it.          

HAVE PASSION - A NICE ARTICLE TAKEN FROM Lasting Legacies (Tata Review- Special Commemorative Issue 2004) It was probably the April of 1974. Bangalore was getting warm and Gulmohars were blooming at the IISc campus. I was the only girl in my postgraduate department and was staying at the ladies' hostel. Other girls were pursuing research in different departments of Science. I was looking forward to going abroad to complete a doctorate in Computer science. I had been offered scholarships from Universities in the US . I had not thought of taking up a job in India . One day, while on the way to my hostel from our lecture-hall complex, I Saw an advertisement on the notice board. It was a standard job-requirement notice from the famous automobile company Telco (now Tata Motors). It stated that the company required young, bright engineers, hardworking and with an excellent academic background, etc. At the bottom was a small line: 'Lady candidates need not apply.' I read it and wa

Changing time Mother (Circa 1970): “Son, please marry a girl from the same caste as us.” Mother (Circa 1980): “Son, please marry a girl belonging to our religion.” Mother (Circa 1990):  “Son, please marry a girl of our social status.” Mother (Circa 2000): “Son, please marry a girl from our own country.” Mother (Circa 2010): “Son, please marry a girl.” (Contributed by Rajeshwari Singh, New Delhi)

* Lesson Number One * A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. * Lesson Number Two * A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there h

      A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long." they answered in unison. "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families. "But what do you do with the rest of your time?" "We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children

I told GOD: Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever...! GOD said: But for 4 days only....! I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day. GOD said: 3 days.. I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow. GOD said: No, 2 days! I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time). GOD said: No, just 1 day! I said: Yes! GOD asked: Which day? I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends! GOD laughed, and said: All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day! Send this to your friends and bless them with good health and happiness... Pass on the warmth despite the ever-changing weather... * **GOD** said Good friends must keep in contact!* Filtered by Hosted Filtering

What a Pakistani Journalist thinks of India and Indians! Capital suggestion By Dr Farrukh Saleem Here's what is happening in India : The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese. In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance. In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present: A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood li

  SPIRITUAL ANALYSIS OF "NAMASKAR" What is the meaning and the benefits of 'Namaskar'? Origin and the meaning of the word 'Namaskar' The word 'Namaskar' is derived from the root 'namaha', which means paying obeisance (Namaskar) or salutation. From Science of Justice - 'Namaha' is a physical action expressing that 'you are superior to me in all qualities and in every way'.. Worldly Benefits - By doing Namaskar to a deity or a Saint, unknowingly their virtues and capabilities are impressed upon our minds. Consequently we start emulating them, thus changing ourselves for the better. Spiritual Benefits - Increase in humility and reduction of ego / Enh