Thoughts from Man's heart

By BR -
> Thoughts from Man's
> heart
>
>
>
>
> Thought
> 1
>
> When we
> are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
>
> When we are married,
> our brides get the presents and the publicity.
>
>
> When we die, our widows
> get the life insurance.
> What do women want
> to be liberated
> from?
>
>
> Thought
> 2
>
> The average
> man's life consists of:
>
> Twenty years of having
> hismother ask him where he is
> going,
>
>
>
> Forty
> years of having his wife ask the same
> question;
>
> and at the end, the
> mourners wondering too where he is
> going.
>
>
> Thought
> 3
>
> Everyone in the wedding
> ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father
> escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.
>
>
>
> They
> reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride
> kissed her father and placed something in his hand..
>
>
>
>
> Everyone in the room was
> wondering what was given to the father by the
> bride.
>
> The father could
> feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to
> divulge the secret and say something. So he announced
> :
> 'Ladies
> and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my
> life ...' Then he raised his hands with what his
> daughter gave him and
> continued,
>
> 'My
> daughter finally, finally returned my Credit
> Card to me.'
>
> The whole audience
> including the priest started
> laughing . . . . .
>
>
> But not the poor Groom ! !
> !
>
>
> And now the Best
> one. . . . .
>
>
> Thought
> 4
>
> A Man was
> walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,
> 'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down
> on your head and kill
> you.'
>
> The man stopped and
> a big brick fell right in front of him.
>
> The man was
> astonished.
>
> He went on,
> and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again
> the voice shouted, 'Stop ! Stand still !
> If you take one more step a car will run over you, and
> you will die.'
>
> The man did as he
> was instructed, just as a car came careening around
> the corner, barely missing him. The man asked.
> 'Who are you?'
>
> 'I am your
> guardian angel,' the voice
> answered.
>
> 'Oh, yeah?'
> the man said 'And where the hell were you
> when I got
>
> married?

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