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*This is GOOD...I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!! !! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!* * A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears.. * * A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book..* * A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.* * A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.* * A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.* * A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real

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Cup or Coffee?   A group of Computer Engineers, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.   Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups, some ordinary looking, some expensive, some exquisite. He told them to help themselves to hot coffee.   When all the students had a cup of coffee in their hands, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap looking ones.   "While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and worse, yo