Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND....

 

 

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force... Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND. WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU. WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you? WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but outside, laughing at you  AND THE SAGA CONTINUES........   Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC  No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor...  ..................................................................... "Husband is one who is the head of the family,   but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."  ................................................................   Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time! Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever   ...........................................................................       Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?  Husband: A lovely Push...!