Andhra Maverick

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of  their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.  After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.  That's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow, just look at our cars! There's  nothing left, but we're unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should   meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our  days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This  must be a sign from  God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My   car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely  God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she  hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it  and dr...

  Be on the Alert....   A local man was found dead in his home in Sudbury , Ontario this weekend. Detectives at the scene, found the man face down in his bath tub. The tub had been filled with milk and Corn flakes and the deceased had a banana protruding from his ass.   Police suspect a cereal killer.    

THIS IS AMAZING !  ( AND U LL FINDOUT SOON)              Here we go...Think of a number (BETWEEN 3 TO 20 ).                                                                                                                        Multiply it by 3.                                                              ...

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.   It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.   I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?   Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.   You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.   I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.   My Reality Check bounced.   Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.   Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.   Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!   I have the body of a god Buddha   The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat   Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.   Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?   There cannot be a crisis today; my ...

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message   God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested   The longest sentence known to man: "I do."   CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this   Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?   This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.   Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.   I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!   ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.   Don't spend $2 to dry...

  woh dosti hi kya jisme duriyan na ho.. woh apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho.. woh dil hi kya jisme dard na ho.. woh mobile hi kya jisme mera sms na ho!!     ande ke hath mein 'torch' baire ke hath mein 'radio' gunge ke hath mein 'mike' aur aur tumhare hath mein 'mobile' wah kya zamana aa gaya hai!!!       kabhi apne mehboob ko chaand math kehna.. kabhi apne mehboob ko chaand math kehna.. kyon ki aaj kal log chaand par bhi chadne lage hai!!       mahek mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti, mohabbat se bhi zindagi kam nahi hoti, saath zindagi mein dosti ka agar ho, toh  zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti.       usko kya saza du,jisne mohabbat mein mera dil tod diya, gunah toh humne kiya,jo uski baaton ko mohabbat samaj liya.       kehthe hain ishq karnewalon ki neeend ud jaathi hai, kambakth hgumse bhi koi ishq kare.... hame neend bahut aati hai!! ...