MORAL OF THE STORY:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,
just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends
and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered,
the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at
this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to
the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it
and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The
woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are very clever. Don't mess with them.:
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