Andhra Maverick

Some ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many of Us       CHESS:      Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers. COLD:       Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.  JOKE:       Joy Of Kids Entertainment. AIM:         Ambition In Mind. DATE:        Day And Time Evolution. EAT:          Energy And Taste. TEA:          Taste And Energy Admitted. PEN:          Power Enriched In Nib. SMILE:      Sweet Memories In Lip ex-pression. BYE:          Be with You Everytime. NEWS:       NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH    

After 10 yrs:- Teacher earns 20 lakhs, Doctor- 50 lakhs, Engineer- 60 lakhs, IAS officer – 70 lakhs But Sanyasi – 1177 crore (Choose ur Profession)  A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said: "Now I understand why Indian use water.  Tissue can catch fire!!!" Gal 2 her brother: Wat r u gng to gift grandma on her bday? Boy: Football Gal: But grandma doesnt play football? Boy: On my bday she gav me books... Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on  last day of the month (31st July)...... dont know to get full salary........ UKG Kid: Dad can v go to McDonald today. Dad: ya but only when u spell McDonald correctly. Kid thought for a moment & said, k forget it dad let's go to KFC Teacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka. Kid wrote: Its a country whose map cums free along with d India map. In a bar 1 guy says to another "I luv ur mom n want to marry" D w...

‎ ​ To win a Boxing Match, it doesn't matter how hard you Punch ...   What matters is how hard a Punch you can take and continue Fighting. LIFE is the Same !      

 

*This is GOOD...I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!! !! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!* * A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears.. * * A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book..* * A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.* * A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.* * A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.* * A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real...

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    This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force... Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND . WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he ...