NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............

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NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............

 
U niversal   L aw   O f   L ove:


 

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

 


 


 


 

F irst   L  aw   O  f   L   ove:


 

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "


 


 

 


 

S econd   L  aw   O f   L   ove:


 

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "


 


 

 


 

T hird   L  aw   O   f   L  ove:


 

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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