Joke of the Day

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                                                                               Chacha kaise ho???
 
                                                                               Chacha: ab kya batau....


Bada beta share broker hai...
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
doosara beta Jet Airways mein hai
 
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aur
 
 
 
teesara  software mein
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sabse chhota PANWALA hai...

 
 
Bus Wohi ghar chala raha hai...

 

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