Kaun Bada...???

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Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.
 
Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari NE peecha chidane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
 
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari: "Dharti badi"
 
Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"
 
Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Shiv bada"
 
Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari: "Parbat bada"
 
Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari: "Hanuman bada"
 
Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Ram bada"
 
Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari: "arey mere baap TU Bata kaun bada"
Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada, Jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada."



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