For Those Who Thought They know everything!

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The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for

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Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half

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more than seven (7) times. < /I>

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Donkeys kill more people annually

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than plane crashes.

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You burn more calories sleeping
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than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns

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until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code



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was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king

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WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

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from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

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(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)

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Apples, not caffeine,

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are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from

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DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.

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So did the first " Marlboro Man. "

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Walt Disney was afraid

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OF MICE!

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PEARLS MELT

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IN VINEGAR!

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The three most valu able brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

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but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

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and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

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(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)



Richard Millhouse Nixon

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was the first U.S. president
whose name contains all the letters
from the word "criminal."
The second ?
William Jefferson Clinton

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(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)

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And the best for last.....

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Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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