Andhra Maverick

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Peter Piper picked Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? A skunk sat on a stump A skunk sat on a stump and think the stump stunk, but the stump think the skunk stunk. Nine nice night Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly “Oh what should we do” Said the flea” Let us fly Said the fly “Let us flee” So they flew through a flaw in the flue Betty bought a better Butter Betty bought a better Butter, but the butter was so bitter betty bought another butter to make the bitter butter better Mr See owned a saw Mr. See owned a saw. and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See”s saw Before See sawed Soar”s seesaw, See”s saw would not have sawed Soar”s seesaw. So See”s saw sawed Soar”

Success in life will create crowd 4 U Success in life will create crowd 4 U, Loneliness in life wil create space 4 U, B u t tough times in life wil create d true person in U. GMrng Clock Makes A Sound Tick-Tick Clock Makes A Sound "Tick-Tick" But It Is Not Tick-Tick It Is "Quick-Quick" It Says That Time Is Precious So Make Best Use Of It. How many times u have How many times u have failed in L0VE is not a problem. But, Once u succeed in it, then only u wil realize . . HOW SWEET THE FAIL WAS. No one ever won a game of chess   No one ever won a game of chess by betting only on each forward moves somtyms u hv to move backward to get a better step forward Life is diffrent than teacher Life is diffrent than teacher a teacher teach lesson & then keeps the exam but life keep the exam 1st & then teaches the lesson. Dont Compare Yourself With Anyone In This World   Hitler's Great Comment.. "Don't

Dear STAFF,   Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm during these difficult financial times. 1)  TRANSPORTATION: It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a)  If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. b)  If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise. c)  If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. 2)  ANNUAL LEAVE : Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). - They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs.. 3)   LUNCH BREAK: a)  Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. b)  Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunc

      Love Bcoz of Chemistry... ..... Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol la Khumar Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas Nazrain mileen, reaction hua Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pare Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker Aur ham Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker Ab us ki yadon ke siwa

      CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!   MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! OFFICE: A pl

Wishes you a Happy and Prosperous New Year!       1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!               2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.  Think about it.               3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!               4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!               5. Eve

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