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Success in life will create crowd 4 U

Success in life will create crowd 4 U,
Loneliness in life wil create space 4 U,
But tough times in life wil create d true person in U.
GMrng

Clock Makes A Sound Tick-Tick

Clock Makes
A Sound
"Tick-Tick"
But It Is Not
Tick-Tick
It Is
"Quick-Quick"
It Says That
Time Is Precious
So Make Best
Use Of It.

How many times u have

How many times u have
failed in L0VE is not a problem.
But,
Once u succeed in it, then only u wil realize
.
.
HOW SWEET THE FAIL WAS.

No one ever won a game of chess

 

No one ever won a game of chess
by betting only on each forward moves
somtyms u hv to move backward to get a better step forward

Life is diffrent than teacher

Life is diffrent than teacher
a teacher teach lesson & then keeps the exam
but life keep the exam 1st & then teaches the lesson.

Dont Compare Yourself With Anyone In This World

 

Hitler's Great Comment..

"Don't Compare
Yourself With
Anyone In This
World ..
If You Do ..
You R Insulting
Yourself"

Luck is not in our hands

 

Luck is not in our hands,
but work is in our hands..
"our work can make luck"
but
"luck can't make our work" o always trust work than luck

Success is like your own shadow

 

Success is like your own shadow…
if u try to catch it..
u will never succeed..
ignore it and walk in ur own way….
It will follow u!!

Life is too short So

Life is too short So,

follw somerules:
4give quickly
believe slowly
hope truly
laugh loudly
& nevr avoid anything dat makes u smile!!

 

Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet

Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Look at it
when ur in
trouble
U will Realise that
0ther Problems r not
as Big as this. :D

U r very spl 2 me

U r very spl 2 me

I always pray 4 ur safty

I cant B with u at al times

So pls B careful.

Especially, wen u jump from tree 2 tree..!

A to Z Isme 1 Missing Hai!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?

2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nhi Ati?
ABCD Me "1″ Kaha ata hai..! :D

Pappu- Yaar Reliance ke har phone

Pappu- Yaar Reliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai!

Dipu- Oye
itna bhi nahi malum
3 Gujrati Chor
Dhiru
Mukesh
Anil :D

Girlfriend- And are you sure you love me

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

Tere jism pe hum mrte hai

Tere jism pe hum mrte hai,
Teri sansose se nasha krte he,
Tuje chumne k liye dunia se ladte he,
Tuhe Lakhon mein ek
Tu hai meri GOLD FLAKE!!

 

A girl comes late to class

A girl comes late to class

Teacher: Why ru late?

Girl: 1 boy was following me.

Teacher: so what?

Girl: d boy was walking very slowly! :D

Rule of boys

 

Rule of boys:
"Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..!!"

What is diffrence between Problem & Talent

 

What is difference between Problem & Talent?

so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

If Any Fat Girl Cross U

 

If Any Fat Girl Cross U…

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle ..

ThiS Situation Iz CaaLD ..

"GOLMAAL RETURN"

Girl- I LOVE U

 

Girl:- I LOVE U.

Boy:- Me Too.

Girl:- How Much?

Boy:- As much As U do.

Girl:- "YOU CHEATER!" I thought u really LOVE me.

Boy- if i kiss u & run

 

Boy- if i kiss u & run, what wil u think?
Girl- i'll think
Ek bewkoof,jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha sirf objective likh ke bhag gaya

2 lovers r sitting in a park

 

2 lovers r sitting in a park,
Boy was trying 2 touch d girl
Girl: No, no, all dis z only aftr marage
Boy: OK, then call me aftr ur m'rage

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