Tongue twister

Peter Piper picked

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

A skunk sat on a stump

A skunk sat on a stump and think the stump stunk,
but the stump think the skunk stunk.

Nine nice night

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly
“Oh what should we do”
Said the flea” Let us fly
Said the fly “Let us flee”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Betty bought a better Butter

Betty bought a better Butter,
but the butter was so bitter betty
bought another butter to make
the bitter butter better

Mr See owned a saw

Mr. See owned a saw.
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See”s saw Before See sawed Soar”s seesaw,
See”s saw would not have sawed Soar”s seesaw.
So See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw

If one doctor doctors

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
“When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor”s the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way
or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor”s way”

The owner of the inside

The owner of the inside inn was inside
his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

Mr Inside went

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to Mr.Outside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside
from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside.
Mr Inside said “NO”,
and told Mr Outside to come outside.
MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally,
Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside,
then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

Once a fellow met a fellow

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.
Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

I thought a thought

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought
I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought so much.

If two witches were

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

A sailor went to sea to see

A sailor went to sea to see,
what he could see.
And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

I wish to wish the

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

If you understand

If you understand, say “understand”.
If you don’t understand,
say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say “don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?
Understand!