Ridiculous Quiz

By Materials & Welding -

Ridiculous Quiz

1-   What driver doesn't have a license?       
Answer: A screwdriver. 
2-   Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?       
Answer: Because he would never lie.    
3-   What has a neck, but no head?     
Answer: A Bottle.      
4-   What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?     
Answer: A Yardstick.   
5-   What did the guitar say to the rock star? 
Answer: Quit Picking on me.    
6-   What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the beach?    
Answer: Sandy Claws.   
7-   What kind of can never need a can opener? 
Answer: A Pelican.     
8-   Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?     
Answer: In a dictionary.       
9-   How do you avoid falling hair?    
Answer: Step out of the way.   
10-   Why did the doctor switch jobs?  
Answer: He lost his patients!  
11-   What has 10 legs and drools?     
Answer: Quintuplets.   
12-   Where do old bowling balls end up?       
Answer: In the gutter. 
13-   What did one scale say to the other scale?       
Answer: You have a way about you!      
14-   Did you ever see the salad dressing?     
Answer: No, but I saw the bacon strip! 
15-   What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard?      
Answer: Close the door, I am dressing! 
16-   Why did the clock get sick?      
Answer: It was run down.       
17-   Why did the tree see the dentist?
Answer: To get a root canal.   
18-   How do prevent a summer cold?    
Answer: Catch it in the winter.
19-   What do mechanics charge to fix tires?   
Answer: A flat rate.   
20-   Why did you get rid of your watchdog?    
Answer: He could not tell time.
21-   Why did Johnny toss a glass of water out the window?     
Answer: He wanted to see a water fall. 
22-   What paper makes you itch?       
Answer: Scratch paper. 
23-   What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?  
Answer: The Ocean.     
24-   What person is always in a hurry?
Answer: One who is Russian.    
25-   What did one wall say to the other?      
Answer: Meet you at the corner.
26-   Who always goes to bed with shoes on?    
Answer: A horse.       
27-   What is the first thing you do every morning?    
Answer: Wake up.       
28-   If a child is spanked by his mother and by his father, who hurts the most?       
Answer: Probably the child.    
29-   What do people make that nobody can ever see?    
Answer: Noise. 
30-   What kind of table has no legs?  
Answer: Multiplication table.  

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Pearls... Love Affordable Elegance...

By Materials & Welding -
Image
      A sting of white pearls - A must, for every womans’ jewelry collection. For generations they have been a sign of elegance and subtle beauty. The royals worldwide have doted on this gemstone, be it our own Rajmata Gayatri Devi to go with her chiffons or Queen Elizabeth with her elaborate royal gowns. Pearls as an accessory holds its ground with whatever you wear it….   Valuable pearls occur in the wild, but they are very rare. These are called Natural Pearls . They are formed inside the shell of certain mollusks: as a defense mechanism to a potentially threatening irritant such as a parasite inside its shell, injuring the mantle tissue. The mollusk creates a pearl sac to seal off the irritation. They come in many shapes with perfectly round ones being comparatively rare. Single natural pearls are often sold as a...
Read more

Spiders Facts

By Materials & Welding -
Image
Certain female species of spiders such as the Australian crab spider, sacrifice their bodies as a food source for their offspring. Some male spiders pluck their cobwebs like a guitar, to attract female spiders. Fried spiders taste like nuts. The largest spider ever was the Megarachne which had a diameter of 50 cm. The fossil was found in Argentina. The bite from a black widow spider is not automatically fatal. In fact, less than 1% of all people bitten by this spider run the risk of dying, and most of them are saved with the use of antivenin. The skeleton of a spider is located on the outside of the body. Spiders usually have eight eyes, but still they cannot see that well. There are about 35,000 species of spiders. Spiders have claws at the ends of their legs. Only the female black widow spider has a poisonous bite. The male spider's venom is not poisonous and it does not attack its prey. Of the 35,000 species of spiders, only 27 species are known to have caused human fa...
Read more

🕉 *BHAGWAD GITA* _*in one sentence*_ _*per chapter...*_ *Chapter 1* _Wrong thinking is the only problem in life_ *Chapter 2* _Right knowledge is the ultimate solution to all our problems_ *Chapter 3* _Selflessness is the only way to progress & prosperity_ *Chapter 4* _Every act can be an act of prayer_ *Chapter 5* _Renounce the ego of individuality & rejoice in the bliss of infinity_ *Chapter 6* _Connect to the Higher consciousness daily_ *Chapter 7* _Live what you learn_ *Chapter 8* _Never give up on yourself_ *Chapter 9* _Value your blessings_ *Chapter 10* _See divinity all around_ *Chapter 11* _Have enough surrender to see the Truth as it is_ *Chapter 12* _Absorb your mind in the Higher_ *Chapter 13* _Detach from Maya & attach to Divine_ *Chapter 14* _Live a lifestyle that matches your vision_ *Chapter 15* _Give priority to Divinity_ *Chapter 16* _Being good is a reward in itself_ *Chapter 17* _Choosing the right over the pleasant is a sign of power_ *Chapter 18* _Let Go, Lets

By Materials & Welding -
🕉               *BHAGWAD GITA*                  _*in one sentence*_                    _*per chapter...*_ *Chapter 1* _Wrong thinking is the only problem in life_ *Chapter 2* _Right knowledge is the ultimate solution to all our problems_ *Chapter 3* _Selflessness is the only way to progress & prosperity_ *Chapter 4* _Every act can be an act of prayer_ *Chapter 5* _Renounce the ego of individuality & rejoice in the bliss of infinity_ *Chapter 6* _Connect to the Higher consciousness daily_ *Chapter 7* _Live what you learn_ *Chapter 8* _Never give up on yourself_ *Chapter 9*  _Value your blessings_ *Chapter 10* _See divinity all around_ *Chapter 11* _Have enough surrender to see the Truth as it is_ *Chapter 12* _Absorb your mind in the Higher_ *Chapter 13* _Detach from Maya & attach to Divine_ *Chapter 14* _Live a lifestyle that matches your vision_ *Chapter 15* _Give priority to Divinity_ *Chapter 16* _Being good is a reward in itself_ *Chapter 17* _Choosing the right over t...
Read more