How to identify the city
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA.
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and
walks on.
That's "Amchi Mumbai"...
Busy place dude...
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace...
The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.He writes a software
program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore.
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. Crowd gathers to watch.
A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" Doesn't Like all
this nonsense.
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB!!!
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with A carton of
beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing
each other and all go home as friends.
You are in Goa.
And the best one is here............
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says
" Dont fight in front of my place, go
somewhere else and keep fighting".
That's Pune for sure....
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