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    This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking. Think like a wizard . . ..     man Q1.    ---------     board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.   stand Q2.    ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . . . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? Q3.    /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

Some ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many of Us       CHESS:      Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers. COLD:       Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.  JOKE:       Joy Of Kids Entertainment. AIM:         Ambition In Mind. DATE:        Day And Time Evolution. EAT:          Energy And Taste. TEA:          Taste And Energy Admitted. PEN:          Power Enriched In Nib. SMILE:      Sweet Memories In Lip ex-pression. BYE:          Be with You Everytime. NEWS:       NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH    

After 10 yrs:- Teacher earns 20 lakhs, Doctor- 50 lakhs, Engineer- 60 lakhs, IAS officer – 70 lakhs But Sanyasi – 1177 crore (Choose ur Profession)  A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said: "Now I understand why Indian use water.  Tissue can catch fire!!!" Gal 2 her brother: Wat r u gng to gift grandma on her bday? Boy: Football Gal: But grandma doesnt play football? Boy: On my bday she gav me books... Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on  last day of the month (31st July)...... dont know to get full salary........ UKG Kid: Dad can v go to McDonald today. Dad: ya but only when u spell McDonald correctly. Kid thought for a moment & said, k forget it dad let's go to KFC Teacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka. Kid wrote: Its a country whose map cums free along with d India map. In a bar 1 guy says to another "I luv ur mom n want to marry" D w

‎ ​ To win a Boxing Match, it doesn't matter how hard you Punch ...   What matters is how hard a Punch you can take and continue Fighting. LIFE is the Same !      

 

*This is GOOD...I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!! !! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!* * A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears.. * * A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book..* * A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.* * A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.* * A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.* * A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real

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    This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force... Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND . WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created P

Cup or Coffee?   A group of Computer Engineers, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.   Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups, some ordinary looking, some expensive, some exquisite. He told them to help themselves to hot coffee.   When all the students had a cup of coffee in their hands, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap looking ones.   "While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and worse, yo

SIDE EFFECTS of working...working....and working: SIDE EFFECTS!!!  These are real… _____________________________________________________________ I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!! _____________________________________________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys. __________________________________________________________ Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home. __________________________________________________________ Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune, me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Pl

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain.  Just pray for a better umbrella. -  That is attitude .       When flood comes, fish eat ants and when flood recedes, ants eat fish.  - Only time matters .  Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!       Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we care in the beginning,  but how much we care till the very end .      Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on what you make with them. A Wall or a Bridge? -  Remember you are the architect of your life .     Search for a beautiful heart, but don't search for a beautiful face. Coz beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful .      It¡¯s not important to hold all the good cards in life.  But it¡¯s important how well you play with the cards you hold .      Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and

  old one but still fun to read...           5 Minute Management Course   Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is fin

                               Man to his would be Bride                                ''Khana Banana Ata hai?"                                     Bride replies…                           ''Nahin par Banana Khana Ata Hai ''                           And they lived happily ever after…             (Embedded image moved to file: pic31593.gif)BANANA OPENING.gif                 (Embedded image moved to file: pic26553.gif)CRAZY LADY                                      LAUGHING.gif             (Embedded image moved to file: pic20714.gif)BANANA OPENING.gif                                       N j o y!!!                                Live Life *KING* Size...                               Have a smiley day ahead !