al-gebra movement with Weapons of math instruction.
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later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested Trying to
board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a
slide rule, and a calculator.
Attorney general John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious
al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying Weapons of math
instruction.
"Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed," Ashcroft said."They desire
average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent
in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with
names like "X" and "Y", and, although they Are frequently referred to as
"unknowns", we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part
of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the great
Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "there are 3 sides to every
triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted
us to have weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers
and toes."
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