Poor Cop

By BR -

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a

nice

evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his

hair

and

he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph, he

suddenly

saw

a flashing red and blue light behind him.

 

"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself,

and

opened her up further.

 

The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still

behind

him.

 

"What on earth am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came

up to

him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the

car.

 

"I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I dont feel

like more

paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that Ihavent heard before you can go!"

 

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was

afraid you

were trying to give her back!"

 

"Have a nice night," said the officer.

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