Santa .....again

By BR -

Inspector to Santa: Phansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?      

 Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k phansi de do!                  

                                                                           

 Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?               

 Girl: Tameez se baat karo.                                                

 Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?                            

                                                                            

 Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi      

 rakhta hoga.                                                              

 Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha                           

                                                                           

 Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook

 ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?                                              

 Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga                        

                                                                           

 Santa: Bus stand jane k kitne paise?                                      

 Rikshawala: 10 Rs                                                          

 Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai                                      

 Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?                                    

 Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.                                  

                                                                           

 Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.                     

 Banta: Wow, Kab?                                                           

 Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.                                  

                                                                           

 Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.                                 

 Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…                                           

 Santa: Don’t worry darling, I'm already married.                          

                                                                           

 Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?                                                     

 Santa gets tensed but explains everything.                                

 Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school        

 admission form?                                                           

                                                                           

 Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?                    

 Banta: Don’t know.                                                         

 Santa: Well.. He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!              

                                                                           

 Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?                                

 Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.                     

                                                                           

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