PRESENTATION DOES MATTER... NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS_ !!!

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2 Wives chatting in office :

 

*Wife 1*: I had a fine evening, how was Urs???

 

*Wife 2* : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?

 

*Wife 1* : Oh mine was amazing ! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale !

 

 At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..

 

*Husband 1*: How was your evening?

 

*Husband 2*: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you ?

 

*Husband 1*: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.We walked home which took an hour & when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!!!!!

 

*MORAL*: _PRESENTATION DOES MATTER... NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS_ !!!

 

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