3 WISHES

Three students, a student from Tennessee, a student from Alabama, and a student from Auburn are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

 

"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

 

The Tennessee student says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Tennessee."

 

With a blink of the Genie's eye, "FOOM," the land in Tennessee was forever made fertile for farming.

 

The Auburn student was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around the University of Auburn, so that nobody from out of state can come into our precious school."

 

Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,"POOF," there was a huge wall around Auburn.

 

The Alabama student says, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

 

The Genie explains, "Well, it is about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the University of Auburn. Nothing can get in or out."

 

The Alabama student says, "Fill it with water."

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