Office Lingo
"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our
competitors.
"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.
"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will
dress up.
"Fun Environment" - All the managers are on holiday, having fun at your expense.
"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on
your first day.
"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.
"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.
"Multi Tasking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need
to replace three people who just left.
"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in
perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone out there. Your
first task is to find out what is going on.
"Must Possess Good Inter-Personal Skills" - You have to have a lot of tact to
survive here as we hire a lot of ex-convicts at lower salaries.
"Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You will have the responsibilities
of a manager without the pay or respect.
"Good Communication Skills and Organisational Skills" - Management communicates
poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.
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