Your horse called "
He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
>>behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine.
>>
>>"Ouch!!" What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of
>>paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it,"
>>she replied.
>>
>>"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of
>>one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm so
>>sorry," she said. "I should have known there
>>was a good explanation."
>>
>>Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked
>>up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet,
>>which knocked him out cold.
>>
>>When he came to, he asked, "Now what was that for?"
>>
>>She replied, "Your horse called "
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