10 stupid Q's

By BR -

10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious

>    situations and some equally stupid answers:-

> 

>1.   At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends

>    Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?

>    Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs

>    so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of

>the theatre.

> 

> 

>2.   In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed

>    high-heeled shoes steps on your

>    feet

>    Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

>    Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local

>    anesthesia.....why don't you try again or

>    should i try this time?"

> 

>3    At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask

>    Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

>    Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?

> 

>4    At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter

>    Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah"  dish good

>    Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated

>    cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.

> 

>5    At a family get-together.When some distant aunt

>    meets you after years

>    Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so

>    big.

>    Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk

>    yourself.

> 

>6    When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask

>    Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?

>    Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,

>    insensitive lout...it's just the money.

> 

>7    When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call

>    Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.

>    Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at

>    Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with

>me that Pakistan would win.What do you think?

> 

>8    When you see a friend/colleague with evidently

>    shorter hair

>    Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?

>    Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

> 

>  9   At the dentist when he's sticking pointed oblects

>    in your mouth

>    Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?

>    Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if

>    I bite.

> 

>10   You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks

>    Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke

>    Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it  was a

>    chalk and now it's in flames!!!

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