MARRY!

By BR -

A good one!

By all Means...  MARRY!

I  recently  read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife  treats me like toxic waste.
                                                                             DavidBissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better  revenge than to let him keep her.
                                                                             Sacha Guitry  

After  marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face  each other, but still they stay together.
                                                                            Hemant  Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a  good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.                    Socrates  

Woman  inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.  
                                                                            Dumas  

The  great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a  woman want?
                                                                            Sigmund  Freud

I had some words with my wife, and  she had some paragraphs with me.
                                                                            Anonymous  

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time  to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft  music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."  
                                                                            Henny  Youngman

"I  don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."  
                                                                            Sam  Kinison

  "There's a way of transferring funds that is  even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."  
                                                                             James  Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my  wives. The first one left me, and the second one  didn't."
                                                                             Patrick  Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1.  Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.  
                                                                             Nash  

The  most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...  
                                                                             Anonymous  

You  know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.  
                                                                             Henny  Youngman

My wife and I were happy for  twenty years. Then we met.
                                                                             Rodney  Dangerfield

A  good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.  
                                                                             MiltonBerle  

Marriage  is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.  
                                                                             Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the  classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all  said the same thing: "You can have mine."
                                                                             Anonymous  

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an  angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 

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