Thoughts

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THIS IS REAL NICE

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> >> If your father is a poor man, it is your fate

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> >> but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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> >> I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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> >> A bus station is where a bus stops.

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> >> A train station is where train stops.

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> >> On my desk, I have a, work station...

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> >> What more can I say

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> >> If it's true that we are here to help others,

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> >> then, what exactly are the others here for?

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> >> Since light travels faster than sound, people

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> >> appear bright Until you hear them speak.

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> >> How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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> >> Don't frown. You never know who is falling in

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> >> love with your smile.

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> >> Should women have children after 35?

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> >> No, 35 children are enough

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> >> Living on Earth may be expensive...

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> >> ...but it includes an annual free trip around the

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> >> Sun..

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> >> Your future depends on your dreams

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> >> So go to sleep !

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> >> ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ?

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> >> Who's in a hurry ?

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> >> Love is photogenic;

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> >> it needs darkness to develop

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> >> A good discussion is like a miniskirt;

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> >> Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to

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> >> cover the subject

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> >> Children in backseats cause accidents;

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> >> Accidents in backseats cause children !!!!!!

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> >> A drunk was hauled into court.

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> >> Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking....

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> >> Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?

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> >> Can you do anything that other people can't?

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> >> Sure, I can read my handwriting..

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