Thoughts
THIS IS REAL NICE
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> >> If your father is a poor man, it is your fate
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> >> but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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> >> I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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> >> A bus station is where a bus stops.
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> >> A train station is where train stops.
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> >> On my desk, I have a, work station...
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> >> What more can I say
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> >> If it's true that we are here to help others,
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> >> then, what exactly are the others here for?
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> >> Since light travels faster than sound, people
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> >> appear bright Until you hear them speak.
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> >> How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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> >> Don't frown. You never know who is falling in
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> >> love with your smile.
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> >> Should women have children after 35?
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> >> No, 35 children are enough
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> >> Living on Earth may be expensive...
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> >> ...but it includes an annual free trip around the
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> >> Sun..
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> >> Your future depends on your dreams
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> >> So go to sleep !
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> >> ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ?
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> >> Who's in a hurry ?
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> >> Love is photogenic;
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> >> it needs darkness to develop
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> >> A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
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> >> Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to
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> >> cover the subject
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> >> Children in backseats cause accidents;
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> >> Accidents in backseats cause children !!!!!!
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> >> A drunk was hauled into court.
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> >> Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking....
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> >> Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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> >> Can you do anything that other people can't?
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> >> Sure, I can read my handwriting..
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