Bull scare?
At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That
new bull nearly did me in today, partner."
"Oh yeah, what happened?"
"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at
me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!"
"So, how'd you get away?"
"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that
gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
"Man, that's scary. If it'd been me, I would probably have shit
all over the place."
"I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?"
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