*/_Engineering Definitions _/*

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*/1./**/ /**/Project Manager/**/ is a Person who thinks nine women can
deliver a baby in one month./*

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*/2./**/ /**/Construction Manager/**/ is one who thinks single woman can

deliver nine babies in one month. /*

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*/3./**/ /**/Controls Manager /**/is one who asks if the baby is in the
budget (and if it saves money to adopt)./*

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*/4. /**/Project Engineer/**/ is a person who thinks he can deliver a
baby even if no man and woman are available. /*

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*/5. /**/Section Engineer/**/ is a Person who thinks it will take 18
months to deliver a baby./*

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*/6./**/ /**/Client /**/is the one who doesn't know why he wants a
baby./*

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*/7/**/. /**/Engineering/**/ are still figuring out how to produce a
baby. /*

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*/8. /**/Procurement/**/ buy condoms by mistake./*

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*/9. /**/Planning Team/**/ thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources./*

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*/10/**/ /**/DCG Team/**/ thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months./*

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*/11/**/. /**/Quality Auditor/**/ is the person who is never happy with
the PROCESS to produce a baby./*

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*/ 12./**/ /**/Site Engineers/**/ don't care...they just want the

woman!!/*